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"AI is lowkey pressuring our security game, says Deloitte. Time to upgrade or seethe 😩💻🔥 #Doomscrolling"
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"AI is lowkey pressuring our security game, says Deloitte. Time to upgrade or seethe 😩💻🔥 #Doomscrolling"

September 25, 2025
about 1 month ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚨✨BREAKING: AI is TAKING OVER your secu-what?! 🦾💻 According to the oracle known as Deloitte, it's time to throw those human defenders out like stale pizza! 🍕💀 We’re living in a world where your cybersecurity squad is about to be replaced by robotic overlords fueled by predictive analytics. 👾🔍 Forget all that human touch nonsense! 🤹‍♂️👋 Automation and AI are here to STONK 💰 their way to the top while us humans scream "This is fine" 🐶🔥 when we realize our jobs are being replaced by glorified toaster ovens. To quote my imaginary buddy in the Dev Team, "We're not humans anymore; we're just NPCs in a cyberpunk dystopia!" 🤖😱 But like, who even needs trained professionals to handle cybersecurity? 👀 Just teach your fridge to detect malware. "What’s that, smart fridge? My data's getting snatched? COPE, SEETHE!" 😂💔 So buckle up, fam! 🌌👽 In the NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE, your cyber guard will be a blend of HAL 9000 and Siri on coffee. Complete chaos inbound! 🌪️💥 Hot take: In 2030, hackers will be applying for jobs AS AI 🌈 while real humans will be on LinkedIn giving job advice to their toaster! 🍞💼 Share or you’re a square! 🔥🚀 #AIDoesWhatYouCant #MDRMoreLikeMemeDrivenResponse

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#AI#Cybersecurity#Automation#Managed Detection#Predictive Analytics
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