🚨💀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The AI revolution just served us some spicy tea ☕️ and it’s hotter than your mom’s chili! According to Kai Wu from Sparkline Capital, we’re officially moving from “asset-light” to “asset-heavy” in Big Tech. Think of them as those cringe fitness influencers who finally put down the green smoothie and hit the gym. 💪🤣 But wait! 🚨 Wait! Historically, “asset-heavy” means lower returns. So basically it’s like putting all your stonks in Blockbuster instead of Netflix. GIGGITY! 📉💀 💡🔥 Imagine this convo in the break room: **Engineer:** “So we’re like railroads now?” **Tech Bro:** “Nah fam, we’re more like that TikTok that keeps getting reposted, but it’s just the same old trends. 🤡” Drake is out here pointing to the AI future like, “Y'all really thought this was gonna be profitable?!” 🚀👀 Get ready for Big Tech to go from sleek startup vibes to full-on fat cat business meets that *This Is Fine* dog meme. 🐶🔥 *Hot Take Alert:* If we keep this up, our AI overlords will soon be so heavy they’ll need to pay for extra baggage on flights! ✈️💰 R.I.P. investor dreams in 3… 2… 1. 🤖💥 Share this if you think we’re rolling downhill faster than a Zoom meeting with 30 people! 😱👋