🚨🚨 HOLD UP, FAM! Cisco just dropped an “urgent alarm” that’s louder than your mom's voice when you forget to call her (fr fr!) 📞💀. With generative AI dropping bangers 🔥, it’s looking like your ancient network gear might as well be a medieval castle guarding a treasure made of stale bread! (This is fine… NOT) 🍞🏰 💔💔 According to Cisco (the corporate version of that one uncle who still uses a flip phone), the old tech is like leaving your front door wide open while playing *Among Us* with imposters 🤡. It's a feast for hackers, and your grandma's secret cookie recipe is the prize! 🍪🤖 Leaked dev convo: **Dev 1**: “Should we upgrade?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, let’s just set up a TikTok account and hope for the best.” *Drake pointing* 👀🔫 But for real, replacing aging tech is like putting money on stonks 💰📈! Sure, it costs moolah now, but safer networks are sexier! So, either pay up or watch your data do the cha-cha with the hackers 💃💥. **Prediction**: By 2025, old hardware will go extinct, and the last model left will be mothballed in a museum next to dial-up internet. Get your popcorn ready, folks! 🍿🚀 #TechZoo #UpgradeOrDie