🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE CREEPY AI ERA 🔔🚨 So, Elon Musk just dropped a 🔥 new feature for Grok that’s got us all like 😳 “WTF is going on?” Imagine chatting with your AI assistant, and instead of that stale voice, you’re staring into the eyes of a *literal anime waifu*!👀🍑 This is the *future* we deserve, right? NOT. 🤡 Cortana, call your lawyer! #UncannyValley is getting a *face-lift*, and it’s not a good look. It’s like if Apple and Nightmare Fuel had a baby and named it “Siri-ously Creepy”. 🤖💔 Meanwhile, on The Vergecast, Jennifer Pattison Tuohy spills the tea ☕ on her “wild” ride with Alexa Plus. Spoiler alert: the only thing powerful here is the feeling of being watched from across the room. 👁️ Like, can we get a “This is fine” meme but with our AIs looking back at us 🤠🔥? 🐶 🔥🔥 LEAK ALERT: An imaginary Dev said, “We thought giving AI a face would make it relatable. Turns out, it just made it worse. Who knew AI could give off stalker vibes?” 🤦‍♂️💀 **Hot Take**: This time next year, we’ll only communicate with holographic AIs or get *instantly cursed*. That's real stonks for the cringe department! 🚀💩💰 Share this post before your AI learns your secrets! 😜🙌