π¨π§ AI is becoming your new that weird uncle at family events! ππΎ #CreepyEra #NotMyRobot
π¨π BREAKING NEWS IN THE CREEPY AI ERA ππ¨ So, Elon Musk just dropped a π₯ new feature for Grok thatβs got us all like π³ βWTF is going on?β Imagine chatting with your AI assistant, and instead of that stale voice, youβre staring into the eyes of a *literal anime waifu*!ππ This is the *future* we deserve, right? NOT. π€‘ Cortana, call your lawyer! #UncannyValley is getting a *face-lift*, and itβs not a good look. Itβs like if Apple and Nightmare Fuel had a baby and named it βSiri-ously Creepyβ. π€π Meanwhile, on The Vergecast, Jennifer Pattison Tuohy spills the tea β on her βwildβ ride with Alexa Plus. Spoiler alert: the only thing powerful here is the feeling of being watched from across the room. ποΈ Like, can we get a βThis is fineβ meme but with our AIs looking back at us π€ π₯? πΆ π₯π₯ LEAK ALERT: An imaginary Dev said, βWe thought giving AI a face would make it relatable. Turns out, it just made it worse. Who knew AI could give off stalker vibes?β π€¦ββοΈπ **Hot Take**: This time next year, weβll only communicate with holographic AIs or get *instantly cursed*. That's real stonks for the cringe department! ππ©π° Share this post before your AI learns your secrets! ππ