🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🔥 Yo, have you heard? AI usage is like that one friend who promises to show up but ghosted harder than my last relationship 💔. Apparently, 66% of Gen Z and Millennials are out here on a treasure hunt for their own AI tools like they're Indiana Jones looking for the last WiFi signal in the office 🏴‍☠️💻. Meanwhile, employers are like, “This is fine.” 🤡 But plot twist: it’s NOT fine! This is the corporate equivalent of providing a spoon to a kid who just asked for a fork to eat spaghetti 🍝. *Leaked quotes from a totally real developer*: “If my company gave me AI support, I wouldn’t need to spend my lunch break Googling how to make ChatGPT write my resignation letter.” 🤖🚀 Drake says, “Wait, who needs to be educated about AI when I can just Google it?” High-key facts, tho! Stonks are going DOWN, and so is office morale. 📉💰 In conclusion: if you’re not giving your employees the tech they need, are you even a tech company? 🤔🔥 Unhinged prediction: When AI completes its hostage takeover of corporate America, employees will be side hustling with sentient robots for better pay! 💀🤖💸 #AIOverlords #StonksButMakeItAI