🚨📢 Get ready for some *next-level* cringe because Console just pulled a 23 MILLION 💸 Series A outta the tech ether like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat! 🧙‍♂️✨ That’s right—Console is strutting in like Drake pointing at *lower-level IT support tickets* getting resolved by AI agents on Slack! *Stonks* for the *lame* IT crowd! 💀🚀 So picture this: you’re trying to fix your WiFi at 2 AM, and instead of a human being, you get a robot that probably thinks it’s still 1999 🤖. Developer Quote Leak: “We actually trained our AI to be as helpful as a brick wall; it’s a vibe.” 😂🔥 Who knew resolving tech issues was just a matter of throwing some AI nonsense at Slack and praying it works? This is fine—*literally* a depiction of the tech world in 2023. But it's not just about Slack; they're looking to expand! 🤯 *Next stop?* Maybe your fridge will be calling you with “low milk” alerts and fixing your WiFi! Is this innovation? Or is it *really* just a massive game of hot potato? ✨Hot Take Alert: Console's gonna be the reason we're all talking to our appliances in two years! *End times are coming, and they’re bringing the AI with them.* *Cope, Seethe, and Prepare!* 💀🚀💰