🚨💩 *BREAKING NEWS*💩🚨: AI is coming for your dreams, and no, I don’t mean the existential ones where you’re back in high school wearing PJs. I mean your *journaling* dreams, fam! 📝🤡 So some journaling fan turned tech skeptic just straight-up karate chopped the Day One app because Apple’s new Journal feature is basically Skynet for your personal thoughts. Imagine AI whispers, “Hey, remember that awkward moment you had at your last family gathering?” 📸👻 Thanks, but I’d rather stick to my page of existential dread, thank you very much! 🍏🦾 "We’ll use your LOCATION, PHOTOS, and MUSIC to help you write!" Yeah, because nothing screams creativity like being reminded of the last time I watched my life flash before my eyes while listening to “Never Gonna Give You Up” at a funeral. *This is fine* 🔥💀 Leaked quotes from appledev2001: “We thought about making the app self-aware but decided it was too risky. We don’t want it leaking DMs to your mom.” 🤖🗨️ Prediction Time: In a year, people will be diary-writing with AI therapy bots while it simps for their best life choices. *Stonks*? More like *no thanks, fam.* 🤷‍♂️💰 So grab your pens while you can, or we might just find ourselves literally *living* in an 'AI journal' hellscape. This is where we are, folks! 🚀💥 #NotTouchingMyDiary #AIGoesTooFar