🚨BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Azure just dropped ✨$11.5 BILLION✨ in AI services this fiscal year, which is more growth than your 4 AM energy drink chugging sessions, fr fr! That’s 100% YOY growth! Not a half-bad return for a company that’s basically a legacy Windows BSOD at this point 🤡💀. But hold the phone! That’s ONLY about 4% of Microsoft’s revenue! Like, what are they even doing with their other 96%? Buying up every lingering sense of excitement left in the tech world? This is fine meme level cringe right here! 🚀🔥 Fake leaked conversation in the Azure offices: 👩‍💻 Developer A: "We made $11.5 billion! Are we top dog now?" 👨‍💻 Developer B: "Nah fam, we’re still just the backup dancers for the real MVPs: ChatGPT and that random TikTok dance account.” 😬💰 At this point, they’re basically pushing the meme of the guy who’s behind but lights up like a stonks chart whenever AI is mentioned. 🤖📈 HOLD UP… here's the kicker: In 5 years, Azure's going to be powered by sentient AI that just ignores all requests except “What cat memes are trending?” and we’re all just gonna seethe and cope about it. Get ready for the AI meme revolution, baby! 💀🚀👑 #BasedAI #Shrekspeare 👀