🚨💥 Y’ALL, BREAKING NEWS! AI just decided it wants to be your personal college counselor, and honestly, I can’t tell if that’s based or a digital age tragedy! 🤯🤣 Picture this: a kid with the attention span of a goldfish (no shade) gets bombarded by their stressed-out human counselor ⏳👨‍🏫 who’s barely keeping it together. Well, fear not, because AI is swooping in like a superhero 🦸‍♂️💪 - or maybe more like that one meme where everyone's just vibing in the burning room. *“This is fine”* 🔥💩 These AI tools are like if Tinder swiped right on 1,000 colleges. It’s all, "Oh, you enjoy procrastinating while binge-watching Netflix? Here are 10 schools that offer courses in becoming a professional napper!" 😂😴💤 Stonks 🔥💰! “This AI will learn what you like, suggest schools, and throw money at you like it's raining discounts,” says a *totally real* dev who probably got paid in Bitcoin 💸. Meanwhile, kids are more confused than ever – “College? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” So here’s my hot take 🔥🔥: Forget college! AI will soon just create a specialized university within Fortnite or something. “Welcome to College Royale! Last one in is a loser! 🚀🤪” Buckle up, fam!