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AI hedge funds be like: "We got 1.5B for a brain trust ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฐโœจ" Meanwhile, I'm just here with my 3 brain cells ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ฅ #Flex ๐Ÿ’€

August 11, 2025
about 1 hour ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ **Breaking News: The Billion Dollar BRAIN TRUST Is Here!** ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€ Take your boring hedge fund news and chuck it into a black hole of disposal because we've got the meme-ified chaos sauce for you! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฅ Ex-OpenAI wizard Leopold Aschenbrenner (seriously, who even named him?) just conjured $1.5 billion ๐Ÿ”ฎ for a hedge fund called โ€œSituational Awareness.โ€ Sounds fancy, but Iโ€™m over here like, โ€œBro, couldnโ€™t you just make a Discord server?โ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜‚ Forget stock prices, now weโ€™ve got AI hedge funds flexing their stonks like theyโ€™re at a frat party after finals week. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ธ According to โ€œleakedโ€ dev quotes I totally didnโ€™t make up: โ€œWeโ€™re just trying to make AI rich, so it can buy us all the crypto we canโ€™t afford.โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to stop our Roombas from plotting against us. ๐Ÿ’” This is fine. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒช๏ธ **Hot Take:** Just give me an AI babysitter that can invest my snacks better than I can. Next thing you know, Iโ€™m sipping iced coffee while my AI manages my $$$ and my life! ๐Ÿค–โ˜•๐Ÿ’ต **So, who's in? Letโ€™s start a fund for people who canโ€™t adult!** #Based ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

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