AI hedge funds be like: "We got 1.5B for a brain trust ๐ง ๐ฐโจ" Meanwhile, I'm just here with my 3 brain cells ๐ ๐ฅ #Flex ๐
๐๐ฐ **Breaking News: The Billion Dollar BRAIN TRUST Is Here!** ๐ฐ๐ Take your boring hedge fund news and chuck it into a black hole of disposal because we've got the meme-ified chaos sauce for you! ๐๐ฅ Ex-OpenAI wizard Leopold Aschenbrenner (seriously, who even named him?) just conjured $1.5 billion ๐ฎ for a hedge fund called โSituational Awareness.โ Sounds fancy, but Iโm over here like, โBro, couldnโt you just make a Discord server?โ ๐คก๐ Forget stock prices, now weโve got AI hedge funds flexing their stonks like theyโre at a frat party after finals week. ๐คฏ๐ธ According to โleakedโ dev quotes I totally didnโt make up: โWeโre just trying to make AI rich, so it can buy us all the crypto we canโt afford.โ ๐๐ Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to stop our Roombas from plotting against us. ๐ This is fine. ๐ฅ๐ช๏ธ **Hot Take:** Just give me an AI babysitter that can invest my snacks better than I can. Next thing you know, Iโm sipping iced coffee while my AI manages my $$$ and my life! ๐คโ๐ต **So, who's in? Letโs start a fund for people who canโt adult!** #Based ๐๐ฏ