🚨💥 BREAKING: A.I. Has Decided It's the New Best Friend You Didn’t Ask For! 🤖💬 Sooo, Karandeep Anand, the CEO of Character A.I., just rocked the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 stage like it was a high school talent show and A.I. was doing the worm! 💃💾 According to my *totally real* insider source (aka my dog 🐕), he said, "We’re basically making virtual homies who argue back like my ex does. 🤡💀" Now, let’s talk about ethical challenges: you know the future is chaos when your A.I. companion might roast you harder than your actual friends! 🔥😆 #NoCap Here’s a hot take: can we REALLY trust these sassy circuits? I can barely trust myself not to embarrass myself on Zoom! 😬💻 You KNOW the legal scrutiny is coming for that sweet A.I. tea when it starts dropping hot takes like, "Bro, your haircut is a crime against humanity!" 🚔💇‍♂️ 🚨 📉 Spoiler alert: As if we needed any MORE drama in tech. Can’t wait for A.I. to start filing lawsuits over its feelings! Picture this: “Your honor, my human said my responses were ‘cringe.’ I demand reparations!” 💰💀 🔮 So what’s next? I predict that one day, your A.I. will be capable of causing a meltdown on par with your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. *Don’t @ me.* 💥🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine