🚨 BREAKING: AI is officially the new crypto, and Core Scientific just got ghosted harder than my last Tinder date! 😂💔💸 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix Original, shareholders decided to throw CoreWeave's $9B acquisition offer right in the trash can 🗑️🚀 after they got the memo from their main shareholder, Sina Toussi of Two Seas Capital. Sounds like he heard "AI" and immediately went *this is fine* 🤡💀 😳 The vibes here are like that Drake meme—Drake pointing at AI data centers like, “YES,” and then at Core Scientific saying “NOPE!” NO CAP, they’re just dodging the ultimate merger like it’s a spicy meme in the wild. You wanna buy Python notebooks? Marimo who? More like Marimo who even cares, fam! 🥴💻 *“Honestly, who needs $9B when you can be a broke crypto miner?” says every Core Scientific executive in a leaked Zoom call, probably. 🤖* 🔥🔥 LOL, on the real, I predict this means Core Scientific's stock will tank SO HARD they’ll need to revive it with a defibrillator. If it was a meme, it would be that *Galaxy Brain* expanding... and then crashing into the next dimension of CRASH AND BURN. 🚀💥 Share this chaos, or you're a **CRINGE** loser! 🔥💰✨