🧐💩 BREAKING: AI has LEFT the chat and colonoscopists are feeling like they just lost their duo partner in a Fortnite match! (a.k.a John Wick crying in the corner) 😱🚀 So, like, science says that when our 🔍 AI overlords stepped back, docs suddenly turned into *worse than average* endoscopists – like, was that too much TikTok and not enough training? WHERE'S YOUR TRAINING, GUYS?! 😅🔥 According to a hot-off-the-press study, these dudes were all: "vroom vroom, let's find those precancerous growths" when AI was at the wheel, only to crash 🚗💥 into a 6% drop in APC (Adenoma Detection Power) when the cyborgs hit the road! Like, *this is fine* 🤗 – only, it ain't. We're talking 28.4% to 22.4% 🥴💔. WHO LET THE HUMANS DRIVE?! Leaked quote from a “tech-savvy” endoscopist: “Without AI, I’m just a glorified flashlight bearer! Like, what’s my purpose?!” 🔦😩 GET READY, FOLKS - I'm calling it: the next big innovation after this mess will be *robotic butt buddies* – giving all the uncomfortable check-ups while considering your horoscope! 💼✨ Who’s with me? #Stonks #Endoscopy2024 🔥🚀