🚨 Attention all tech titans and business bros! 🚨 You got *AI FOMO*? 🤔💸 You KNOW you can't let your competitors flex on ya while you’re still stuck in the Stone Age with floppy disks and dial-up! 🦖💾 But don’t worry, your chaotic tech bard is here to spice up that dreary business meeting! 🔥✨ 💎 So, CEO’s and CIO’s of the world, take notes from our boy David Walmsley over at Pandora (yes, the jewelry place, not the streaming service). He’s like the Yoda of avoiding AI hype: “The big thing for me is the amount of FOMO in this space.” 🚀😱 Yo, David, are you telling me I should chill before throwing my company’s budget into a black hole of AI over-excitement? 🤯💥 Meanwhile, the tech world is on some serious stonks energy 📈😂. A drunken Silicon Valley bro rants, “Why invest in actual employees when AI can do squats for half the cost?” (That’s a *real* quote, fam 😏) Predictions for 2024? Companies will either be riding the AI wave 🌊 or drowning in a sea of cringe like it’s 2020 TikTok challenges. 🥴💀 So strap in, folks, because the wild, wild West of AIs just got a new sheriff! 🤠🔫 And mark my words: the next big meme will be “THIS IS FINE” with a robot 🤖 holding a corporate meeting. Get ready to laugh your way into the future! 😂✨