
“AI flexing harder than your gym crush 💪🤖: SoCal Edison & GreenShield leveling up, no cap! 🔥💀”
🔥💥BREAKING: AI Goes Full-On Skynet at SoCal Edison and GreenShield! 🤖💀 💡 So apparently, the tech wizards over at Southern California Edison and GreenShield are conjuring up some “agentic AI” spells! 🧙♂️✨ Wait, isn't that just corporate jargon for “we made a robot that can talk to your mom”? 😂 #Blessed 💬 *“We wanted to create a smidge of operational efficiency,” said an unidentified dev, probably while sipping iced coffee and pretending to be productive. 🍵💻* And let’s be real, folks—if you think “low-code tools” sound like a fancy way to say “we’re too lazy to code,” then you’re not wrong! 💯 #NoCap These companies are out here trying to reshape customer service, but I’m just trying to shape my lunch order without AI judging me for still getting takeout. 🍕💸 Meanwhile, their strategy features more buzzwords than a 2017 startup meeting— *“eNgAgEmEnT” and “opeRational effiCiEncY”* and I’m just like, *This is fine* 🔥🔥. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, we’ll have AI-powered microwaves that will roast us harder than our exes and deliver customer service with sass! "You want dinner? Not my fault you can't cook!" 🤡🍽️🚀 Share this chaos! Make it viral, fam! 💥💥
