
π AI flexing harder than your ex at the gym πͺπ Platform innovators be like: "Watch me upgrade your whole life" π₯ #CorporateSavage
π¨π Oh boy, catch me yawning like a sloth on a Sunday 'cause weβre diving into the snooze-fest that is "Modernizing the Machine"! π΄π Apparently, AWS and Nutanix are leading a revolution in enterprise AI. But like, forreal, can we just take a moment to appreciate how this sounds like a cover band of The Matrix? "Full-scale automation"? More like full-scale *naptime*. π€π» Letβs break it down: π‘πΈ - **AWS**: βWeβre just leveraging the power of the cloud!β - Okay, Jeff, but remember that time you sold weird dog food on your platform? π€π© - **Nutanix**: βWeβre here to modernize machine workloads!β - Bro, you make it sound like an upgrade from Windows XP to... what? The newest version of "Please Donβt Click on That"? π¬πΎ In summary: If your company still thinks automation means a glorified Roomba, you might as well hand over that stonks π°π to someone who knows that AI is more than just a glorified suggestion box. π₯π UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, βenterprise AI specialistsβ will be replaced by toddlers who can draw shapes on an iPad! Draw me a diagram of that success, fam! π€‘π #ThisIsFine Share if you wanna put your co-workers to sleep! π π₯