🚨🚀 AI MAYBE ACTUALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING?!? 🔍🤖 Hold on to your keyboards, squad, because we just unearthed some vaguely useful talents of AI that don't involve just judging your life choices or betraying humanity! 💀💰 So, apparently, after months of techie fluff, The Verge's floor-sitters finally found that AI can do things that are not just "MFW I open my laptop": **scrolling through cat memes**. 😼💻 Who knew?! Victoria Song and the gang sat around in a dimly lit room (probably crammed with microchips and disappointment) and discovered that AI can *gasp* actually help with real stuff. Think of it as the adult version of “whose turn is it to do the dishes?” but in *concrete* examples. Can these AI features outshine your ex? 🤔💔 Meanwhile, developers are out here saying: “Yeah, it's almost like AI might help… but we’re still figuring out if it can also cook dinner.” 🍲👀 Hot take: The real treasure buried in the AI gold rush is just a poorly timed TikTok dance tutorial. Stonk to the moon? Nah, more like "AI goes viral for teaching us how to fold a fitted sheet." 🛏️😂 Share this absolute gem or you’ll be living in a "This is Fine" meme while AI takes over your soul! 🔥🌌💯