🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS* 🎉🚨: Axonius just dropped the new *AI wizard* upgrade for their cybersecurity squad and NO CAP, it's like strapping a jetpack on your IT department while they're still using a flip phone! 🤖💰💥 So apparently, having a million screens open and a spreadsheet that looks like a bird took a dump on it isn't cutting it anymore. 🤡💀 Like, we’re living in a *2023* horror movie where you’re caught between the monsters of cyber chaos and a spreadsheet that’s just vibing on life support. 🎃😱 Leaked developer quote: “I used to think spreadsheets were the key to success... then I realized it was just drowning in coffee stains and existential crises” 😅☕. Axonius is shoving AI right into the *cybersecurity center stage* like it’s the next *Beyoncé* at the Super Bowl halftime. 🚀🔥 They’re all about ‘ACTIONABLE ASSET INTELLIGENCE’—which sounds fancy, but honestly, it’s more like “we have a GPS for your digital assets now.” 🗺️💻 In a world where *traditional approaches* are getting roasted harder than a bad meme review, 🚀 this is fr fr the glow-up we all needed! 📈🛡️ 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥🔥 In 2025, we’re going to have AI bodyguards protecting our assets who can bench press our anxiety levels. If you’re not ready for that, just give up and start practicing your “This is fine” dog impression. 🐶🔥✌️