🚨💥 ATTENTION, TECH FAM! 💥🚨 You ever felt like an AI was just your needy ex, raiding your content like it’s a Black Friday sale? 🛒💔 Well, say hello to the *NEW* upgraded 🧙‍♂️ "Robots.txt 2.0," aka the “Really Simply Licensing” (RSL) standard! It's like putting a bouncer outside your exclusive club (aka YOUR CONTENT) and telling those pesky crawlers, "Sorry, bro, no stonks for you!" 📈🚫 And guess what? Your faves Reddit, Yahoo, and the rest of the squad want to end this AI content vulture feast! They slapped some *legal* blitzkrieg on the bot squad, so if they ain't coughin' up cash 💸, they can’t touch your fire 🥵🔥. One insider said, "We tried asking nicely, but apparently, bots are only fluent in memes and stealing." 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the internet is like, "This is fine," while sipping on that sweet digital tea! 🍵😌 So you better believe it—block those AI creeps before they turn your content into their next viral TikTok sound! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If bots can’t pay up, I’m starting a petition for the RSL… but with actual firewalls! 🚀 This is the future, fight me! 👊💥 Now go forth and meme-ify this chaos! 💣💥