🚨✈️ BREAKING NEWS: Delta’s Playing God with Your Wallet! 💸😱 So, ya girl Delta just rolled out a spicy lil' pilot program that’s literally turning ✈️🤑 into “Oh no, why are my flights $500 more than last week?!?!” 💔🤡💀 Stonks are only going up for Delta, while we're left crying on the tarmac! 😭💔 In a move more ruthless than your ex yelling “It’s not you, it’s me” right before ghosting you, Delta is using AI to basically say, “Hope you like dynamic pricing, 'cause your data dictates your price, fam!” 🤖➡️💰💁‍♂️ Critics are rolling their eyes so hard they might just sprain a muscle, saying this predatory pricing means you might need to sell a kidney just to afford a round-trip to Cancun. 👀💀 🌍 Meanwhile, discussions on the twittersphere are lit 🔥. “Corporate overlords are gonna ruin travel for everyone!” — Bob from Accounting, probably. I mean, if you think this is fine, you might just be living in a burning dog house, fam. 🐶🔥 🔥 Hot Take Alert: Get ready for a future where “cheap flights” is just a meme historians laugh about while we swipe right on the next space flight 🚀🪐. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 💥✨