🚨 BURNOUT ALERT! AI is about to turn our power grids into a scene straight outta *Mad Max* 🚗💨💰, and the tech bros are acting like it's just another day at the office. *This is fine* ☕️🔥 So there's this wild notion that AI might not be the energy-draining monster we thought. 🦖 But let’s be real, folks: these tech giants are more addicted to electricity than the average gamer on a Friday night 🔌⚡️. I mean, these companies are cranking out models like they’re on an all-night coding binge 😵‍💫. 💬 INSIDER LEAK: One dev allegedly said, “We’re not building AI; we’re just building a new way to burn through cash faster than a crypto bro in a Lamborghini.” 🤡💸 And while the utilities are out here playing Tetris with gas plants and pipelines like it’s 1999, we gotta wonder if they’re just setting themselves up for a massive cringe moment when the AI bubble pops 🧨💥. Time to take your stonks advice from your grandma, fam. 📈👵 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll be running our entire lives on hamster wheels connected to a Raspberry Pi just to keep the servers running. 🐹💻 Who's in? #AIenergyApocalypse #ChaoticGood ✨🚀