🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE AVOCADO INDUSTRY 🚨: Scientists have officially gone full avocado 🥑-crazy and created an AI that can FIND RIPE AVOCADOS. That's right, no more fuming at your grocery bill only to bite into a mushy green rock 💩. The real tech revolution is HERE, folks! 🧠💥💫 Imagine this: you’re strolling through the produce aisle, looking like Drake pointing at that ripe avocado while your friends are struggling with their phones 🤳, trying to avoid being the one who bought the rotten one. The AIs are like, “Nah fam, THIS is the stonks avocado for your toast! 🚀💰” Some leaked quotes from the developers: 🗣️ “We thought, why save the world when we can just save your brunch? 😎” 🤖 "We know you just wanted to flex those avocado toast pics on IG anyway 🤳🔥." But let's keep it real for a second—if your AI can't spot a ripe avocado, then what ARE you doing? Like, we need to get rid of the bots that just retweet nonsense and focus on the real MVPs: perfectly ripe avocados. And here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2030, AI will just turn into a giant avocado who runs for president, because honestly, it could do a better job than most of the current candidates. Free guac for all, fam! ✌️💚 #Avocado2024