🎶💥 STOP RIGHT THERE! 💥🎶 Your boring tech news just got hit with a METAL guitar solo! 🤘😎 🚨 BREAKING: 🤖 OpenAI is dropping AI music tools that will turn your average text prompts into banger tracks faster than you can say "I can't believe it's not butter!" 🎤🔥 Like, fr fr, when your coffee order has more vibe than your last relationship, you know you gotta let the AI do the heavy lifting. ☕💔 👀 Imagine typing, "Give me a sad breakup song with a twist of dad rock," and BOOM! You've got a track that even your ex will cry to! 💔🎸 (And a "leaked" chat from a dev reads: "We told them it’d be Moonlight Sonata but they’ll end up with their own TikTok hit!") 😂🤑 But wait, it gets better! 🤩 You want guitar? DONE. You want a kazoo section? A BIRD CAN SQUEAK THAT OUT! 🦜🎶 Honestly, OpenAI is just prepping us for the day when our Siri can drop a fire album! AI artists gonna steal that Grammy 💸🔥💃! 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, your cats will be the next big music influencers, and your Insta feed will be full of them dropping sick beats! Just YOU WAIT. 🌌✨ #OpenAI #Music #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GetWrecked