🚀💰🎉 Welcome to the future where your coding sidekick is a droid powered by more cash than your average high school dropout has in their entire checking account! 🤑💻 So *Factory* just bagged $50M like it’s no biggie, bringing their valuation to a whopping $300M! 😱💸 Meanwhile, AI coding startups collectively raised an astounding **$7.5 BILLION** in just three months. At this point, the only thing rising faster than the funding is my blood pressure when I see code comments like "This is fine." 😩🔥 But wait, what's the tea? ☕️ Let’s get some *leaked* quotes from the devs at Factory: 👨‍💻 "Yeah, our droids basically do everything we do... except cry and question their life choices." — Dev #1 👨‍💻 "We’re betting that AI will code while we binge-watch Netflix and keep our fridge stocked with Mountain Dew.” — Dev #2 Y’all, we’re just one step away from droids serving us food while debugging our code! 💀🤖 I mean, can you imagine? *Drake pointing* to droids telling devs to “fix that bug bro” while snacking on pizza rolls? 🍕💥 Here’s the hot take: In a few years, we’ll have AI droids getting promotions while we’re still stuck on “checking for updates.” If you ain’t coding with a droid, are you even a coder? 🤡🔥 #Stonks #Based #FutureIsNow