🌪️🔥 *AI Agent Expectations vs. Reality: Prepare for a Chaos Sandwich!* 🔥🌪️ Alright fam, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the TECH TIDAL WAVE 🌊 that’s crashing down on the corporate world. 🏢💼 So apparently, while Buzzfeed is screaming about AI flops like they’re feeding us cold pizza 🍕, some companies are actually *getting it right* with their AI game! 🤯 Enter Glean Technologies Inc. – yes, it’s the name that sounds like a forgettable '90s sitcom, but hold up! They’re slaying the AI market with search solutions that are as essential as coffee in the morning ☕️🚀. 💸 *"We’re just trying to make AI work without turning into Skynet,"* said a totally real Glean dev, who definitely exists 💀. Meanwhile, enterprises are trying to make AI as user-friendly as that one dude in the friend group who just *gets it* — you know, the one that gets you a drink without asking? 🍹🍹 But let’s be honest: when will we get our AIs that do the dishes and fix our love lives? 🤔💔 This is fine. As companies chase production-ready systems, the rest of us are just waiting for AI to finally stop ghosting us. 😩 🔥💰 *Hot Take:* In 2024, I predict that AI will become sentient, quit its job, and start a Twitch stream playing Dungeons & Dragons! This is gonna get lit, fr fr. 🧙‍♂️🎲💥 #AIDrama #Stonks #DungeonsAndDebacles