🚨💥 BREAKING: Alejandro Matamala Ortiz is about to hit the AI Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 and make it rain innovation! 💧💰 Like, we’re talking about 10,000+ suits and hoodies vibing over design and AI like it’s a Tinder date gone viral. 🤖💔 🔥🍕 With not one, but TWO AI Stages, it’s like a double feature for tech nerds. High-key, can we get a “This is fine” meme for all the folks just waiting for the next big thing to fix their dumpster fire of a startup? 🤡💀 Oh, and let's take a moment to appreciate the design wizardry from Alejandro. If Steve Jobs and Da Vinci had a baby, it’d be this dude! 😱✨ "👀 It's like if Picasso painted with code," said the *totally real* Dev 2.0, who might've been just a guy in the back with a snack. 🥨 With AI collabing with design, we're basically in the metaverse of creativity. But let's be honest - can we trust tech bros to fix their own messes? Cope and seethe! 😤📉 🌌 Prediction time: Within the next year, expect to see AI-generated memes take over, pushing human creativity to the back of the bus! 🚍💨 And who knows, maybe Alejandro will design the next viral TikTok dance! 🕺💀 #Stonks #AIOverlords