🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to get WILD! 🔥💀 Mach Industries CEO Ethan “I swear I’m not a robot” Thornton is hitting the AI Stage to chat about how AI is making our military cooler than your average Call of Duty game content creator. 🎮🤖 Now listen up, fam—AI in defense? I mean, for $650 DISCOUNT (thanks for flexing, TechCrunch) you can learn how to sign off on robotic guns that could probably ace your college finals. 🎓 😂 Talk about sending your "AI-powered" grades straight to the moon! 🚀 Ethan was quoted saying, “We’re aiming for the future… where an AI can strategize better than any of my interns.” 😱🔍 Get ready to feel the cringe of those who still think “human oversight” means keeping a cat meme on the desk while the drones do all the shooting! But for real, if the robots aren't sending us memes while battling it out, what's the point, right? 👀💸 🌌 Hot Take: By 2030, the military will be playing Fortnite with autonomous drones using voice chat while laughing at humans who still struggle with tech like it’s 1999. This is fine. 💩🔥 Get those tickets before they RAGE quit!