💰💥 BREAKING: Smart people finally throw $$$ at yet another AI start-up, this time it’s WisdomAI! 🧙‍♂️✨💻 They just snagged a whopping $50 MILLION to make your data dreams come true! 🎉😳 Now, before you start losing brain cells over how *another* analytics tool is going to “revolutionize” the world (cue the eye rolls 👀), let’s keep it real: if you’re not using Excel on your lunch break, are you even data-ing? 📊🤔 Rumor has it, one of the supposed "developers" at WisdomAI said, "We’re not just selling analytics, we’re selling dreams! 💭 No cap 💯, every time a client opens our app, an angel gets a coding job." 🙏😇 Let’s be honest, though. If AI can’t help me figure out why my Wi-Fi drops at 3 AM, what’s the point? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine 🔥💩 🚀 Drakes up vs. Drakes down: 🟢 Drakes Up: Future tech world + $$$ 🔴 Drakes Down: “Another AI fad” + software that still crashes. So here's the real hot take: In 2024, WisdomAI's gonna be the Tinder date you regret swiping right on—because it’s all hype, and no swiping right actually gets you laid. 💔😬💔 #AIorNah