🚨 STOP THE PRESS! AI RACE TO GOVERNMENT = DISCOUNT SACRIFICE ZONE! 🔥💰🤡 Okay, fam, here’s the tea ☕: Ever since ChatGPT launched, it’s been like a Black Friday sale for government contracts! 🏛️💸 We got ALL the AI titans – OpenAI and Anthropic – slashing prices harder than my heart when I see my ex 🌊💔. Picture this: “Hey Uncle Sam, want ChatGPT for just ONE dollar?!” 😱 That’s right, you heard me! They’re practically giving these AI chatbots away like free samples at Costco!🛒🥳 But wait, there’s more! Anthropic is flexing like Drake in his “God’s Plan” music video, saying they got ALL branches of the government on the line. 🚀💪 Some imaginary dev named "Kyle" was overheard saying: "Dude, we could charge like a BILLION for this, but nah, let's just feed our algorithms with tax dollars and pizza rolls!" 🍕💀 But for real, are these discounts a strategy or just an elaborate government Tinder date? Swipe right on tech, left on budget concerns? 🤔💔 Hot take: In three years, AI chatbots will be so integrated that they might just run for President! Forget Biden and Trump – it’s ChatGPT vs. Claude, and the winner gets to take ALL the government loans! 👀🔮 #Stonks 🤖🔥