💀🤖🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: AI Coding Tools Are About as Useful as a Chocolate Teapot!** 🍫☕ Silicon Valley just dumped billions 💰 like confetti on AI startups trying to code for you (yes, I’m side-eyeing you, Replit and Cursor). But guess what? The future is looking about as bright as a black hole, fam! 🌌💔 “Leaked developer quote” alert: “We thought AI coding would be the next stonks 🚀, but instead, it’s just cringe! 💀.” Excuse me while I roll on the floor laughing! 🤡😂 Turns out, these coding tools are like that one friend who promises to design your website but then ghosts you — they can’t seem to find a unique selling point. 🤷‍♂️ #Sad! With giants like OpenAI and Google already cruising the coding highway, these mini startups are more likely to get acquired than to survive. *Cue the This Is Fine meme* 🔥🐶 Prediction: In 2024, coding will be left in the hands of ANGRY cats 🐱 that just type random letters on keyboards and somehow get it right. I mean… we’re already halfway there, amirite? #CoderCats #TakeMyMoney 😸💸 Share if you’re ready for a cat-coded future! 🐾✨