🌪️🚨 *BREAKING NEWS*: A new report just dropped and it's hotter than a programmer’s laptop on a summer day! 💻☀️ According to *some fancy pants* at Apiiro Ltd. (who I swear sounds like they just opened a portal from the 90s), AI code assistants are *going off* like the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup... but there’s a twist! 🍕🔪 Imagine this: your coding speed is zooming 🚀 while security risks are creeping up like that one weird uncle at family gatherings. 🤡 Yikes! Developers are apparently *bouncing around* 62,000 repositories like they’re in Mario Kart, but they might just be dropping security balls faster than a cat meme on TikTok. 😾💥 In a totally “leaked” convo we’re calling *"Totally Not a Marketing Strategy™,"* one dev said, "I’m coding so fast, I can’t tell if I’m making an app or summoning the *Code Goblin*!" 🧙‍♂️💾 So, what does this mean? *Strap in, fam!* 🤯 If you’re not putting your code through the equivalent of a metal detector at an airport, you’re basically handing hackers the keys to your digital kingdom. 🏰💰 🔥 *Hot Take Alert*: By 2025, you’ll need a degree in *digital ducking and dodging* to even write a line of code without invoking cyber spirits! Ghostbusters but for devs? I’m calling it! 👻💪💻 *#DevLife #APIriodical #StonksButMakeItSecure* 💥✨