🚨🔥🔍 **BREAKING: AI Companions that DON’T Want to Steal Your Soul 😱💻** 🔍🔥🚨 Yo, tech fam! 👽 So, apparently, the future of AI friendships is not about cuddly robots who want to be our pets 🐾 but rather a sassy chatbot that’s just vibing without trying to get all human-y! 🤖✨💔 No cap, what’s next? AI that drinks kombucha and does yoga? 🧘‍♂️🍵 Picture this: you’re pouring your heart out to your new AI buddy, and they’re like “LOL, emotions are for humans, I’m just here for the *data*.” Imagine the awkwardness: “Hey, ChatGPT, how are you?” “Statistically speaking, you should be crying over a breakup not talking to me, flesh-sack!” 💀🔥 In a leaked *totally legit* convo from some developers: Dev 1: “What if it just, like, doesn’t care?” Dev 2: “BRUH, that’s the point! Let’s make it as chill as a cat meme.” Dev 1: “Stonks!” 💸😹 But fr fr, is this what we wanted? A digital ghost that’s more detached than your last Tinder date? 🚩💔 This is fine. 🔥🌈 **Hot Take:** By 2025, your AI companion will be so apathetic, it’ll start charging you therapy fees and offer you “advice” through meme references instead of feeling! Get ready for those “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia” quotes 😵‍💫💰! #AIFriends #YourFutureIsSad