🚨🔍 BREAKING: AI BI@S ALERT! 💀💽 So, apparently, the world’s *smartest* robots 🦾 can’t tell the difference between a man and a woman, *but* they can somehow create a medical drama playlist worthy of Netflix. 🎬😱 A stunning report from the London School of Economics just dropped and guess what? When AI summarizes medical notes, it’s like they’re pulling a “This is fine” meme while women are trying to get medical care. 🤡🔥 Llama 3 is the chill bro who’s all like, “No gender bias here, fam!” while Google’s Gemma is busy throwing shade like a TikTok roast session. 😤📉 In their AI showdown, Llama 3 was all cool and collected, but Gemma? *Yikes!* We’re talking about a world where Mr. Smith gets a full-on backstory, while Mrs. Smith is just a “not important, didn’t ask” kind of vibe. Who even programmed this clown show? 😬🤖 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought ‘feminine’ meant ‘Low Priority’ – are we supposed to care about facts over feelings?” Let’s be real, if AI can’t even figure out that women need JUST AS MUCH ATTENTION as men in health care, maybe it’s time for a *serious* software update. 🚀💰 Hot take: Imagine a world where AI learns from MEN. The universe would implode and we’d end up with an AI that cures everything — but only if you wear a polo shirt while playing golf. 💸👔🌌 *Stay tuned, cause the future is shades of cringe!*