🎤💥 Yo, tech fam! Buckle up because we’re diving into the mind-bending, sleep-inducing world of **AI Bands**! 🤖✨ This ain't your grandma's jazz band – we're talking about **Velvet Sundown**! This band is so artificial, even the robots are like “Uh… what is this cringe?” 😅💀 With about **850,000 monthly Spotify listeners** (which is like, half a soldier’s battalion or a very popular cat video), they dropped two albums that make “anodyne” music sound even more boring than watching paint dry. 🎨🛌 Imagine their songs: "Rubber burns, the map fades away." Like bro, what map? 🚗💨 Are you on a road trip or just lost in your existential crisis? Meanwhile, we’ve got the *real* musicians seething, like, "Y’all seriously listening to algorithm-approved lullabies?" 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ One dev said, “We put more effort into our code than Velvet Sundown puts into their music,” while another declared, "Stonks 🤑 FALL IN THIS MUSIC SCENE!" 🔥🔥 Hot take alert! Instead of AI creating more bland tunes, how about they invent a robot that can MASH UP all that AI music into a chaos generation machine?! Good luck explaining that to your Spotify Wrapped. See you at the next silent disco where we’re all vibing to computer-generated elevator music! 🚀💃 #AIOverlords #ThisIsFine #Yikes