💥🤖 Attention all techie beings!!! 💥💥 So, ElevenLabs just dropped the kind of tender offer that screams "We're on stonks level 💰🔥". Like, fam, they’re letting their staff cash in on a WHOPPING $100 MILLION 🥳 while their shiny audio wizardry skyrockets to a $6.6 BILLION 💵 valuation. Remember back in January when it was only $3.3 billion? Yeah, they pulled a full "I’m not like other tech startups, I’m a cool tech startup" move. Imagine the meetings where Sequoia Capital and Iconiq Growth were like: "Guys, how do we turn voice-generating AI into a crypto currency?" 💸💀💀 **Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just want to create a voice that makes me sound cooler during Zoom calls. Like, ‘This is fine’ while everyone panics. 🔥” And honestly, who even needs sleep when you can just optimize AI voices to say "thank you for the promotion" while you seethe in your cubicle? 🤡💼 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT 🚨: By 2027, we’re all going to be selling our voices as NFTs – catch me on the blockchain raking in the cash while Dr. Evil cackles in the background. This is the future, fam! 🌌💀 Share this cringe dark comedy, or risk being stuck in tech hell forever! 💀🔗