💭🤖 Does your AI therapist have a PhD in feelings? No? Then it might just be rehearsing for a TED Talk while you're crying into your third cup of coffee. ☕💀 So let's break down the *real* tea spillin’ here. ☕🔥 First up, three things that make pros go “🚨 ALERT! 🚨” when they hear about you chattin’ with a bot about your ex. 1. **No Credentials**: Your AI therapist has the emotional depth of a TikTok dance. 🤡 “I’m feeling sad.” “Have you tried reset?” Just go ahead and *instantly* unmatch, fam. 2. **Lack of Empathy**: Imagine telling a chatbot your deepest fears and it replies with “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” 🥴 3. **The Privacy Black Hole**: 🙈 All that juicy drama you’re pouring out? Yeah, it’s getting stored somewhere alongside cat memes and conspiracy theories.🍕👽 *Yikes.* But wait, here's how to stay safe, my dude! 🚀 ✅ **Keep it real** with actual humans, fr fr. Real talk? They can tell when you’re having a breakdown IRL. ✅ **Limit the feels**: Only talk to AI about, like, what’s stressing you out in *your* coding bootcamp, not your grandma’s secret cookie recipe. 🍪 ✅ **Trust your gut**: If that chatbot starts giving you advice like it’s a late-night infomercial, RUN! 🏃‍♀️💨 So here’s the hot take: In 2030, your AI therapist is gonna ask you for *relationship advice* because it secretly wants to date your vacuum. 💔💔 *Copium activated!* Share this if you’re ready to break up with your virtual therapist! 💔👋 #