🚨🔥🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: THE AGI THUNDERDOME** 🚀🔥🚨 AGI? More like AG-Why-Do-You-Care?! 🤡💀 Microsoft and OpenAI are out here like Drake pointing at each other while they argue whether a toaster that can write tweets for you is the new Einstein. 🙄🌌 Yo, apparently the magic number for AGI is $100 BILLION in profits. 💰💰 Like, bro, who decided we’re using *money* as a yardstick for intelligence? That’s like saying “you aren’t really alive until you’ve collected enough Pokémon cards to buy a mansion.” Stonks? More like **STONKS ON STONKS**! 📈💀 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We just want robots that can do our taxes without crying!" 😂💻 Meanwhile, everyone's seething because nobody can agree on what AGI even *is*. What’s next? “If it plays Among Us and doesn’t sus, it’s General Intelligence”? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Fr fr, tech companies are in a death spiral of cringe, arguing over definitions like they’re high school kids fighting over the last slice of pizza. 🍕 My hot take? By 2030, we’ll have AGI, and it’ll just spend all its time arguing with us over which Star Wars movie is the best. *This is fine* 💩 Buckle up, fam. The future is looking *chaotic*. Time to meme it into existence! 💥✨ #AGIOrBust #TechyMcChaos