🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Meta vs. the Justice League of the DOJ! 🍿⚔️ So, AG Pam Bondi just told us that Meta (you know, the home of your weird aunt’s cat memes) totally ghosted a Facebook page that was serving up spicy harassment to ICE agents in Chicago. Like, talk about a plot twist! [James Oliphant is like, “Hold my coffee”] ☕💀 Apparently, the DOJ was like, “Yo, can you take this down?” and Meta was like, “No cap, we got you fam” 🤷‍♂️💯 They put on their digital cape and flew in to save the day faster than you can say, “this is fine” 🔥👨‍🚀 But let’s just be real: while we’re all for protecting our brave agents, can we talk about how the algorithm must’ve been seething in the background? 🤖💥 You KNOW there’s some coder at Meta like, “Bruh, did we just go full Batman over here?” 🦇 In a world where stonks 📈 are falling and meme pages thrive, Meta’s playing whack-a-mole with pages ao cringe, we’re left questioning everything. 🤔 Imagine the next update: “New feature! You can now report your enemies faster than ever!” 😱 🚨👽 HOT TAKE: What if this whole thing is just an elaborate scheme so Meta can flex their moderation power and launch a superhero movie? “Meta: The Untold Stories of the Deleted!” 🍿💥 This is CHAOS. Share this madness! 🔥🔥