🚨🌐 BREAKING NEWS: Aflac Got HACKED! 😱💔💻 #AflacDown Yo, fam, grab your emotional support duck! 🦆💥 Aflac, the OG insurance squad, just got their digital safe cracked by some cybercriminals. You know how we say “Aflac!” when life gets tough? Well, guess what?! Now they're saying “Aflac!” as they watch those SSNs fly away like it’s 2020 and we’re all on the “Karen vs. Duck” trend. 💸💀 “Uh oh, it’s possible that your Social Security numbers might be chilling in the dark web right now,” said a totally REAL developer we just made up, Greg from Accounts Payable: “Honestly, we should’ve just put a ‘please hack us’ sign on the server.” 🤡🔥 How many victims are we talking? NO ONE KNOWS! Kinda like that awkward silence when you realize you accidentally unmuted yourself during a meeting - cringe, fr fr. If your data's on the line, remember: this is fine. 💁‍♂️💭 REAL HOT TAKE: Maybe Aflac should just invest in a “Duck Firewall” because at this point, the only thing safe is their mascot’s vibes! 😂🚀💰 #StonksWhatAreThose Ready to get memed, Aflac? Better hire some top-tier nerds or just give up and sell rubber ducks instead. 💩🦆🔥🔥