
Aflac got hacked? ๐ฆ๐ Time to change those passwords, fam! #NoCap #DataDrama ๐จ๐
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Aflac Got HACKED! ๐ฑ๐๐ป #AflacDown Yo, fam, grab your emotional support duck! ๐ฆ๐ฅ Aflac, the OG insurance squad, just got their digital safe cracked by some cybercriminals. You know how we say โAflac!โ when life gets tough? Well, guess what?! Now they're saying โAflac!โ as they watch those SSNs fly away like itโs 2020 and weโre all on the โKaren vs. Duckโ trend. ๐ธ๐ โUh oh, itโs possible that your Social Security numbers might be chilling in the dark web right now,โ said a totally REAL developer we just made up, Greg from Accounts Payable: โHonestly, we shouldโve just put a โplease hack usโ sign on the server.โ ๐คก๐ฅ How many victims are we talking? NO ONE KNOWS! Kinda like that awkward silence when you realize you accidentally unmuted yourself during a meeting - cringe, fr fr. If your data's on the line, remember: this is fine. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ญ REAL HOT TAKE: Maybe Aflac should just invest in a โDuck Firewallโ because at this point, the only thing safe is their mascotโs vibes! ๐๐๐ฐ #StonksWhatAreThose Ready to get memed, Aflac? Better hire some top-tier nerds or just give up and sell rubber ducks instead. ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ