🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🚨 A NEW AFFORDABLE MACBOOK? 😱 Okay, fam, grab your wallets 'cuz Apple’s about to pull the ultimate “you thought it was all overpriced” 🤑 move! *Drake Pointing* at every other laptop on the market while whispering “But this one’s powered by your iPhone!” 📱💪 According to our *totally real* insider 🤫 (let’s call him Chad 🕶), Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped a bomb: "We’re slapping an A18 Pro chip inside a MacBook instead of letting it rot in a drawer like my last Tinder date 💔🤣." This bad boy is expected to be as strong as that one friend who yells “STONKS!” at the stock market 📈💼. Forget the days of shelling out your entire savings for a laptop; now you can get a Mac that slays at gaming and watching cat videos! 😼🔥 Meanwhile, tech bros are going to be IN TEARS coping and seething because they can’t justify $4000 for their *professional-grade* spreadsheets anymore. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Apple will unleash a MacBook powered by an actual avocado 🥑, and we’ll all be clicking away while debating if we’ll need a subscription for fresh guac. *This is fine* meme activated 10x! 😂💀 SHARE THIS CHAOS or be left in the dust! ✈️💨