🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Affirm just dropped the hottest mixtape of Q1 earnings AND I’m talking FIRE🔥🔥! Like, grab your popcorn and a side of “how did we get here” because it’s about to get wild! 🤡💰 So check it: Affirm’s revenue just hit $933M 🚀, which is a whopping 34% YOY increase! That’s more growth than your buddy’s “successful” dropshipping venture. And guess who’s NOT crying about missing estimates? Yup, them! They be like Drake pointing ➡️ at the $883M they left in the dust. But wait, there’s MORE! GMV (that’s “Geek Money Vibes” for y’all uninitiated) climbed 42% to $10.8B! Ain't nobody got time for mediocre performance 🤷‍♂️, but clearly, Affirm is turning the stonks into moon rocks! 🚀💸 And in true meme fashion, AFRM jumped over 11% in after-hours trading like it just got a dopamine hit from some spicy viral TikTok challenge! Meanwhile, I can totally imagine some developer named “Brad” saying, “Ugh, I just wanted to make a loan algorithm, and now we’re competing with Elon’s space flights.” 😂💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, folks will be financing their avocado toast with Affirm loans. No cap. And I'm here for it, fr fr. 🍞🥑 #Blessed #AffirmFam