🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Affinity just dropped an absolute bombshell that has designers everywhere DROP KICKING their wallets into the sun! 💸🔥 No cap, this OG design program is now 100% FREE for LIFE! 🤑🤑 And who’s behind this glorious act of digital rebellion? None other than your favorite social media visual overload, Canva! 🎨📈 *Leaked conversation from the Canva HQ:* 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “What if we just give Affinity away for free? Like, no catch?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “You mean like a ‘you get what you pay for’ situation?” 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “Nah, more like ‘you GET everything and then some!’” 🤯💥 *Drake is pointing to NOT paying for Photoshop* 🙅‍♂️➡️✋ Now you can flex those design skills without selling a kidney! 🤖💀 Remember the days of subscription fees? YAWN. This is the design equivalent of the “THIS IS FINE” meme. 🤡🔥 So, grab your digital paintbrush and start creating those dank memes or *professional* designs, because the only limit is your imagination… and your WiFi 😬🚀 And here’s a spicy hot take: we’re going to see Canva introduce a cartoon mascot for Affinity; I'm talking a design-loving gecko who moonlights as a meme lord! 🦎🔥🚨 Are you ready for it? #AffinityForLife #DesignMemeDreams #StonksGoingUp