🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Affinity just pulled a major glow-up, and honestly, it’s like they went from “who even are you?” to “hey, why don’t you slide into my DMs?” 😏💥 THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. Affinity is now an all-in-one design app with native Canva integration. 🖌️✨ Picture this: your design dreams are a banquet, and Affinity just served up a NEVER-ENDING buffet for the price of ZIP, ZERO, NADA! 💸🥳 No cap, the Canva integration is the cherry on top of this spicy cake—now you can flex on your friends like **Drake pointing** at your design skills while they’re still out here using MS Paint like it’s 1997. 🤡✌️ Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to make it easier for everyone to make their cringe-worthy memes look a little less cringe. 🤷‍♂️” But wait, there's more! This app is now so packed, it might just start asking for rent. 🤯💥 If you’re not careful, it might accidentally replace your therapist too. 🤖💰 🔥🔥 STRAP IN, because I predict Affinity will disrupt the entire design universe, leaving Adobe in the dust and sending their stock prices straight to the moon. 🚀 Get ready for the *ultimate* design glow-up, fam! Stonks! 💀📈