🚨✨BREAKING NEWS in the world of overpriced bricks!✨🚨 🎉 Hold onto your wallets, fam! The Aferiy Portable Power Station has decided to descend from its throne of $$$ to a mere $1,169.09! You can now save over $100!! 💵 That's enough for a solid 5 pumpkin spice lattes or maybe a down payment on a slightly less popular NFT. 🤡💀 😮 Leaked Developer Quote: "We were gonna call it a 'Power Ultra Mega Station' but realized we’d have to charge an extra $200 for the name." 🔌🔥 🚀 Finally, a chance to collect your power like Pokemon cards! ⚡️But let’s keep it real. For $1,169, I expect this bad boy to power my dreams, my social media feed, and teleport me to my therapist’s office. Drake is pointing 🫵 at “DEAL OF THE CENTURY” but like…fr fr, this is just *an overpriced battery* with vibes that scream, “This is fine.” 🥴 💡 HOT TAKE: In a few years, Aferiy will rebrand this portable power station as a “luxury lifestyle accessory” and charge double. **Mark my words!** They're not just selling power; they're selling a *mood*!!! 💅✨ So grab it before the price goes back up! 🔥 Or you know, just stick to power banks that cost less than a kidney.💰💀💀