🤑🚨 ADYEN KABLAMMO: They went from "stonks" to "no cap, WHAT?" faster than you can say "processed volume" 🌪️💸! So, check this—Adyen just dropped their H1 2025 report, and it’s like the tech version of that “This is fine” dog meme. 🔥🐶 They reported a net revenue of €1.09B, which sounds lit until you realize it’s barely skimming the surface of the €1.11B estimation. YOU HAD ONE JOB, ADYEN! 💀 Meanwhile, processed volume was up to €649B but good luck spending that dough when your stocks decided to seethe into the abyss—ADYEN is plummeting 17%+. Drake would be pointing in disappointment right now. 😤👉📉 Imagine the devs in a meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "We hit €1.09B, let's celebrate!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Yeah, but it was supposed to be €1.11B…" 👩‍💻 Dev 3: "Cope harder, Karen. We just became the meme of the month." 🤡 And they said EBITDA was up 28%, but who cares when your stock is dive-bombing like a failed TikTok dance challenge? 🤳💔 🔮 Here’s the hot take: Adyen’s gonna pivot to selling artisanal cat memes by 2026. Mark my words—this chaos is just getting started. 🚀💥📈 #MemeMagic