🚨📢 **BREAKING NEWS: PORN SITES GET A LITTLE TOO "GRAPHIC" WITH THEIR TECH!** 🍑💀 So, you thought scrolling through your favorite *ahem* adult sites was just about fulfilling your *interests*? Nah fam, they’ve been sneaky sneaky! 😏✨ Apparently, they’re shoving **EXPLOIT CODE** into SVG files like they're stuffing a turkey for Thanksgiving! 🤯🦃 It’s like the internet version of, “I’m just here for the memes,” but you walk out with a virus on your laptop. This is fine. 🐸🔥 📈 **Developer Quote (Leaked)**: 👀 “Honestly, we thought nobody would notice. Just like how people ignore their ex’s DMs.” – Some Dev, probably. And let's not even get started on SVGs themselves! They’re just a fancy way for browsers to go *stonks* on malware, all while pretending to be high art. 🎨💩 I mean, who knew your new favorite graphic style would also serve as the city's newest hotspot for surfing the web without pants? 🤖👖 So, here's the deal: next time you’re about to indulge, remember—SVG? More like SNEAKY VIRUS GRAPHICS! 💀💥 *Drake's “Hotline Bling” pointing meme intensifies* **🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be living in a world where every second GIF is packed with exploit code. Get ready for your future robot overlords, but hey, at least they’ll be *fun* robots! 😂🤖🔮**