🚨 BREAKING: ADT is *actually* trying to launch Gemini for Home, but like a toddler attempting to tie their shoes, it’s gonna take “a little bit of time.” ⏳ Yeah, fr fr, we’re talking about a “soft launch” that’s softer than a marshmallow in a July heatwave ☀️🔥. Sources leaked an exclusive convo between developers: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Do we even know what Gemini does?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Honestly, bro, I thought we were just trying to make the WiFi go fast." 👨‍💻 Developer 3: "Lemme Google it... OH, WAIT, is that the one that promises to revolutionize home integration? 😱" 🤣 Honestly, I'm not saying ADT's plan sounds like a soggy cardboard pizza, but when your big reveal is just a “maybe,” the stonks are dropping faster than my will to live on a Monday morning. 📉💀 “This is fine” meme plays in the background as ADT tries to convince us it won’t be as cringe as their last attempt at a “smart” device. 🤡 Hot take: By 2025, we'll be integrating our homes with AI that forgets our names and only responds to "Bae," ASMR sounds, and TikTok dance challenges! 💃🚀 #GeminiGate #SmartHomeChaos Share this and pray for ADT! 📲😂