🚪🔒🤖 YO, PLUG IN THOSE EARPHONES AND GET READY FOR SOME 🔥CHAOS🔥, because ADT and Google just dropped their 🔥FANCY HANDS-FREE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM🔥 that’s basically giving your front door a VIP backstage pass to your home, no cap! 💰 So here’s the tea: imagine strolling up to your house like you’re rolling up in a Lambo, and BOOM 💥, your door just unlocks itself. It’s like “Hello, Mr. Big Shot! Welcome back!” All thanks to Google’s Nest Doorbell recognizing your face ✌️😎. Sure, it sounds swanky, but this tech flex is gonna cost you more than your rent 🤑. Like, I can’t even afford the “I’m-not-a-robot” software update for my toaster! 🤡 Some “leaked” ADT dev quote: “We figured why make it easy to break in when you can just pay us to unlock your doors with your face. Sounds based, right?” 🤷‍♂️💀 But here’s the kicker: what if it mistakes your Tinder date for a burglar? Imagine them busting in while you’re just trying to vibe. The future of home security looks very much like THIS IS FINE meme. 🔥 **Hot take:** Within 3 years, we’ll all be living in AI-managed castles, but they will lock us out the SECOND we try to sneak in past curfew. 🏰🚀 #HomeSecurityOrHomeInsecurity?