🚨💔 BREAKING: Adoption Agency’s Data Drop 🥴 - 1.1 MILLION Records Just Vibing on the Open Web! 💻🔓 Y’all, I just found out that an adoption agency threw a wild party, and they forgot to lock the door! 🚪💨 They left 1.1 million records chillin’ like they’re the last slice of pizza at a frat party! 🍕💔 Outside peeps are casually scrolling through sensitive info about lil' kiddos and their parents like they’re browsing TikTok trends, fr fr. It's like someone set a buffet of PRIVATE DATA for hackers and trolls (👾) and just said, "Here, enjoy!" 😂 Leaked quotes from a dev who totally wasn't part of the problem: “We thought leaving the door unlocked would let in fresh air… like a breeze of transparency, you know?” 🥴 - big cope energy there. Meanwhile, stonks for trust in adoption agencies are currently plummeting. 📉💰💀 This is not a drill; it's a code red! 🔴 And the hot take? I predict we’ll see adoption agencies partnering with DATA SECURITY hairstylists next. “Want to adopt a kid? We’ll also give you a 5-step guide on how NOT to give hackers access to your secrets!” 🚀🔥 #DramaticTechTimes #LeaseAndSeize What’s next? A 2-for-1 adoption deal with accompanying social security numbers? 💀😂 #Cringe! Share this cautionary tale and let’s make some noise! 🤡