🚨📸 BREAKING: Adobe’s Project Indigo finally supports iPhone 17! But hold up, it ain't pretty! 🍽️💔 So, Adobe was out here like "I Got 99 Problems and the iPhone 17 is ONE" 🤡💀. Their fancy-schmancy computational photography app couldn't even handle the new square-format selfie sensor. Like, dude, it’s 2023 and we still can’t take a decent selfie? 🤦‍♂️💁‍♀️ After a month of being about as useful as a chocolate teapot, they’re shutting off front-facing camera access completely. Yes, you heard that right! It’s like Adobe looked at iPhone 17 users and said, “Bros, you don’t need selfies right now. Trust us. Just use the back camera and pray.” 🙏🚫📸 You know the vibes — Adobe execs scrambling like: "We’ll fix it by iOS 26.1! Bye bye, selfies! 👋😅” Meanwhile, the Adobe Community is alive with drama like: "This is fine.” 🔥🐶 Hot take: If Adobe continues to keep us from looking fabulous, I'm predicting a TikTok wildfire of “I heart my old Android selfies" videos. 💃🚀 Who's down? No cap? 🔥💯